Sibling Saga Appreciator Prints

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

Joined at the hipster.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

Reflected Glory

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Can I see his resume?"

Big Brother

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

"I hope you kept the box it came in."