Sibling Silliness Appreciator Prints

'Ah, your sister wears a bra!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Sick Exhibitionist

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

Those bubble wrap kids.

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

"Youff!"

If dogs had pockets.