Sibling Storyteller Pillows

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"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

"Honest! Not only does my sister let Kenny kiss her like that. . . she said she actually likes it! Yecch!"

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'I kinda did.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Can I see his resume?"

Marthra

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

'I'm gonna die.'

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.