Sibling Banter Artist Gifts

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

Sick Exhibitionist

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Artist's Perspective

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Honest! Not only does my sister let Kenny kiss her like that. . . she said she actually likes it! Yecch!"

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'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'