Sibling Banter Artist Prints

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Sick Exhibitionist

Artist's Perspective

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"Honest! Not only does my sister let Kenny kiss her like that. . . she said she actually likes it! Yecch!"

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'