Fun Sibling Gifts

'He said something about cat fishing.'

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Better luck next time, kid."

Bathroom Fairy

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

The Charge of the Kids

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Fade to black...

Olympics create interest in curling.

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!