Fun Sibling Gifts

'He said something about cat fishing.'

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Bathroom Fairy

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

The Charge of the Kids

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Fade to black...

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Olympics create interest in curling.

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'