Adventurous Sibling T-Shirts

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

Desert Mirage

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Balloon Flight

"They had decided, without consulting me, mind you, that I should be a house cat. I happen to like the outdoors, so I escaped and started my travels..."

Bitchbark Canoe

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'