Adventurous Child T-Shirts

Small boy helping to push a wagon up a hill

Romance

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Fight or flight?"

Desert Mirage

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."