Outdoor-loving Sibling T-Shirts

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog wearing a cone

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Separation

Cat king.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"It's nice to be wanted."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Click it or ticket.'

Baby in Bike Basket

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

Desert Mirage

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"I don't know what it is, but he's running from something."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'