Sporty Sibling T-Shirts

Olympics create interest in curling.

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Polygamists' Picnic

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Bathroom Fairy

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'He took a fetching class.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"Beware of watchdog."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

"Mom always liked you best."