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Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Table tennis.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Baby Footballer

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

Tennis Doubles

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"