Athletic Sibling T-Shirts

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Bathroom Fairy

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Beware of watchdog."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Mom always liked you best."