Athletic Sibling Pillows

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Bathroom Fairy

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

I'm calling for back-up

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"Beware of watchdog."

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"Mom always liked you best."

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."