Sporty Sister Mugs

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Table tennis.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Olympics create interest in curling.

Baby Footballer

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Tennis Doubles

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"