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Bitchbark Canoe

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"Recess does things to a man."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Timpani.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

Baby in Bike Basket