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Bitchbark Canoe

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Recess does things to a man."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Timpani.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Zorro as a child.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'This is my natural habitat.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds