Adventurous Cousin T-Shirts

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Bitchbark Canoe

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Desert Mirage

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Stonehenge Books

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

Book Shop

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'They're inseparable!'

Canoe Carriers

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'Will you marry me, Pam?'