Adventurous Cousin Gifts

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Bitchbark Canoe

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Salvador Dali's cats.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Desert Mirage

Stonehenge Books

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Book Shop

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

'They're inseparable!'

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Canoe Carriers

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"