Adventurous Grandparent T-Shirts

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Desert Mirage

When Seniors Fly

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

Young MacDonald

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Balloon Flight

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

Makes me feel young again!

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"They had decided, without consulting me, mind you, that I should be a house cat. I happen to like the outdoors, so I escaped and started my travels..."

Rock Climber Wedding

'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

Roller Skating Pensioner

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

Parents everywhere: There's no shelter in place.

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'