Playful Grandparent T-Shirts

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'

'Grandpa, can your inner child come out and play?'

Young MacDonald

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Circus Act

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'