Adventurous Grandparent Prints

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Desert Mirage

When Seniors Fly

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Young MacDonald

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Balloon Flight

Makes me feel young again!

"I thought I told you two never to leave the house without your helmet cams."

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"They had decided, without consulting me, mind you, that I should be a house cat. I happen to like the outdoors, so I escaped and started my travels..."

Rock Climber Wedding

'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

Roller Skating Pensioner

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'