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"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

Romance

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Safari.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"It's your mother!"

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

Arrivals: Your husband.

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"To the nearest barbershop, John."