Twin Intriguer T-Shirts

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Fighting the Zika Virus

Office Politics Superstore.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Twins

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"I met my wife on Tinder."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Man and his translator stick out their tongues.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"You look good in that."

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."