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Office Politics Superstore.

"I'm not sure he's asking me out because he likes me or if he wants to find out the company secrets."

"I heard that he bribed his way right to the top."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

You are here.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Free Range Employees.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Responsibility and duties

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

401K

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Corporate Rat.