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Man and his translator stick out their tongues.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Fighting the Zika Virus

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Office Politics Superstore.

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"This is not good at all!"

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Fingerprint Show

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Your DNA is in the database.

Two men converse secretively

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"I met my wife on Tinder."

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

UN agreements.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Violin

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

"People are scum."

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

"Impressive rap sheet. Any experience that didn't end in an arrest?"