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"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

'Corporate Affairs Department'

"Due to circumstances out of my control, I changed my mind concerning the new project."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Group of people.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.