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"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

I'd rather be at the office.

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'The facts speak for themselves: My opinion however is in the accompanying letter with your redundancy package.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

Plumbing Company Executive

Through thick and thin, John always managed to keep a stiff upper lip.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

Working from home.

Play Ball!

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'