Office Intrigue Enthusiast Pillows

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

'Corporate Affairs Department'

"Due to circumstances out of my control, I changed my mind concerning the new project."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Lemonade Inc.

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

401K

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Group of people.

"I know this is just my humble opinion, but it's backed by the most comprehensive rumor, gossip and speculation this office can provide!"

Office Competitions

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."