Office Affair Enthusiast Pillows

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Batsford doesn't suffer fools gladly.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"What's your occupation?"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Absent friends!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'