Office Escapades Enthusiast Pillows

It felt great to be back at work. Even if that meant breaking in at night, knocking out a security guard, and having to sit at the new guy's desk.

"It's only panic alarm system... it goes off every time management suggest another reorganisation."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

You are here.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Responsibility and duties

401K

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"