Workplace Escapism Enthusiast Pillows

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

CEO Escape

Cut and Run

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

Reality TV

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"

"It's face painting Friday."

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'Wait for me!'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"Line one is on line two..."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'