Workplace Escapism Enthusiast Pillows

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

CEO Escape

Cut and Run

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

Reality TV

"It's face painting Friday."

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"

'Wait for me!'

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

"Line one is on line two..."