Office Escapism Hero Pillows

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Stress

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Cut and Run

Friday 5.30pm.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Frustrated at the office.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

While you were out...

I'll be back.

"How was your day?"

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'