Office Escapade Lover Pillows

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

I'd rather be at the office.

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Safety meeting.

Plumbing Company Executive

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

Reality TV

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

Office Crush

"Line one is on line two..."