Work Escapists Pillows

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

CEO Escape

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Cut and Run

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"

Reality TV

'I was just wondering how much longer I'll be working in the bowels?'

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"Maybe we overdid the sedation."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."

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