'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'
Work Escapists Pillows
Bring comfort and a reminder to unwind with pillows that resonate with work escapists—ideal for cozying up during well-earned breaks or adding a whimsical touch to their space.
"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."
'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"
"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
CEO Escape
"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"
Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.
Cut and Run
Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',
"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."
"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"
"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"
'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'
"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."
"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"
They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.
Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.
"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"
"I've thought of someone to blame."
"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."
Stop staring at that screen saver!
"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"
' Well..She did it to me again.'
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"
"Maybe we overdid the sedation."
Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.
"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."
'I was just wondering how much longer I'll be working in the bowels?'
Reality TV
"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."
"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."
Work Escapists Pillows Collection
Work Escapists Mugs
Explore our collection of work escapists mugs and add a splash of humor to every coffee break.
Work Escapists Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the art of escapism—perfect for inspiring creative breaks.
Work Escapists T-Shirts
Find the perfect work escapists T-shirt to showcase their love for leisure and fun during their downtime.