Twin Intriguer Gifts

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Fighting the Zika Virus

Office Politics Superstore.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Twins

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I met my wife on Tinder."

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Man and his translator stick out their tongues.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

"You look good in that."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"