Twin Intrigue Gifts

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Twins

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

UN agreements.

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

"Did you find the captain's log?"

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

'He took it with him.'