Romantic Intrigue Gifts

Fancy a chat off-line...

"Call me?"

"Get... a-nother room!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Pass the grey stuff.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Face Mask Romance

"We were made for each other...!"

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

"That was supposed to be us."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'You had me at hell.'

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

Dating Rule #1. Repeat after me: I need some space. I need some space. Got it. Good. Make sure you tell that to Laurel all the time. But

Science Applied to Art

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

Admit it, Gloria: You go out with me because I'm a force of nature. Force of nature, force of habit … whatever.

"Love is blind."

"Could you repeat what you just said? I was on another planet."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!