Infidelity Intrigue Gifts

'It's our wedding anniversary today, Pete, I bet my husband forgets all about it, again.'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

Trilby - 'Confession

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

'Right, how can I help you?'

"Your husband is fooling around."

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

In The Bastille

'Now, I'm curious as to why there would be blonde hair in your hairball!'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"Your wife ran off with your best friend? Interesting... go with that."

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

Another Case of Domestic Violins.

Emotional Strongman

"Please Mr. Ainsworth - He may talk!"

'I've made a terrible mistake, Brian - The girls at work said he was great in bed, but he's just as useless as you!'