Irs Intrigue Gifts

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"This is not good at all!"

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Fingerprint Show

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Two men converse secretively

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'You rang?'

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

UN agreements.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

Violin

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

In The Bastille

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'