Irs Intrigue Gifts

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"This is not good at all!"

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Fingerprint Show

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Two men converse secretively

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'You rang?'

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

In The Bastille

Violin