Romantic Intrigue Pillows

Fancy a chat off-line...

"Call me?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"We were made for each other...!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Pass the grey stuff.'

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

Face Mask Romance

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"That was supposed to be us."

'You had me at hell.'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

Science Applied to Art

"My usual mating call did not work on Mum, but Mozart did, and still does..."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Love is blind."

"Could you repeat what you just said? I was on another planet."

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.