Twin Enthusiasts Gifts

'Welcome! I'm sure you'll fit in nicely!'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'I know you were expecting twins, but I hit some turbulence'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Don't you think you're taking this too seriously? That I might have a long lost twin sister? According to a random person emailing your radio show. That's not proof of anything. Oh yeah. And you believed that Obama could bring us health care reform. Who's the one living in a fantasy world? You've been saving that one up, haven't you? I wonder if my twin shares my voluptuous looks.

Twins!

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

"I've never been able to tell those Snider twins apart."

"I know exactly where you're coming from."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Joined at the hipster.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

His and Hers Wedding

'They call it the people dance.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

'We have an objection from Mrs. Weber...'

'I give it six months.'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Twins