Twin Enthusiasts Prints

'Welcome! I'm sure you'll fit in nicely!'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'I know you were expecting twins, but I hit some turbulence'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Twins!

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

"I've never been able to tell those Snider twins apart."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Incompatible.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

His and Hers Wedding

Family sitting on sofa.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'We have an objection from Mrs. Weber...'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Twins

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'I give it six months.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

My baby don't mean maybe.

Marriage Exit Strategy

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'