Twin Aficionado Gifts

Romulus (left) and Remus

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'Make it a quadruple.'

Twins

"I be to differ."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Knight Golfing

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Stonehenge Explained

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

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