Twin Aficionado Mugs

Romulus (left) and Remus

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'Make it a quadruple.'

Twins

"I be to differ."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Knight Golfing

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Save the unicorn.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Look man, no wings!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Gremlins 47

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"