Twin Humor Aficionado Mugs

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Twins

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"You look good in that."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"I knew you'd like this place."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"Don't mind him, he's just my pet peeve."

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

"I be to differ."

Gemini