Twin Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"You look good in that."

'Was it you or your brother that died?'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Twins

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

The seeing-eye cat.

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Make it a quadruple.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Twins

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'I suppose they call it 'Middle age' because that is where you age shows...'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

"I knew you'd like this place."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Don't mind him, he's just my pet peeve."

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

The last argument - Did not/Did too.