Twin Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Psst … How can you tell the twins apart? They smell identical!

"You look good in that."

'Was it you or your brother that died?'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Twins

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

The seeing-eye cat.

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'I suppose they call it 'Middle age' because that is where you age shows...'

'Make it a quadruple.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

Twins

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

"I knew you'd like this place."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"Don't mind him, he's just my pet peeve."

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"