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'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Twins

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Supermoth

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

"You look good in that."

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'

Psst … How can you tell the twins apart? They smell identical!

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

Demon at a lift in Hell.