Literary Twin Fan T-Shirts

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Characters jumping out of a book.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Scarpia from Tosca

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Jack London

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'