Twin Fascination Mugs

'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Twins

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Supermoth

'Make it a quadruple.'

Twins

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"You look good in that."

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

Gemini