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"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Deer Season Open.

'Are we there yet?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Koala

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"They're so like us."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."