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"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"They're so like us."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.